I think the CIA is after me…

The internet can be a scary place, and sometimes only the ones who know how to truly navigate the web are the kings and queens of this vast world. Limited incompetence is rewarded with high prestige: we all know the truth. We don’t know the truth of the internet. But it’s okay, I’m here to guide you through it. Poetic justice is the only fathomable form of closure we as digital heroes can accomplish. So when we stumble upon something that we were not meant to see, it is best if we turn around and forget, because if we don’t, they might be coming for you…